We’re back for another round of True Romance. It is with a heavy heart… or not as heavy of a heart as it once was? Whatever the mechanics of how it works are, there’s a heavy heart somewhere because of the Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo divorce news.
I didn’t want to start this week off with a tough breakup, but it keeps coming up. How could this formerly overweight singer and his wife, who left prostitution to become the “Trailer Park Barbara Walters,” have their marriage end due to irreconcilable differences?
Truthfully, I don’t want to know. But something’s not adding up.
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If anyone was supposed to make it, it was these two. I’d prefer to live in a world where these two make it. It’s a weakness of mine. A soft spot in my cold heart. But apparently they weren’t meant to be.
The world will keep going, and we’ll steer this week’s adventure from the dark back to the light. There are romantic hopefuls still out there.
Couples who are willing to climb into Ferris wheels at festivals and decide that Guns N’ Roses needs the proper mood to be set before hitting the stage. They had to know that other festival goers could see them, and they made the sacrifice anyway.
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It doesn’t get much more romantic than that. Let’s get to the rest of this circus, shall we?
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Couple caught hooking up on a Ferris wheel at a festival
Last weekend, at the Download Festival over in the UK, a couple were spotted on a Ferris wheel giving their fellow festival goers a show. It reportedly took place on Saturday night as people were waiting for Guns N’ Roses to take the stage.
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The romantics were in a transparent pod in full view of those on the ground below. There is, as you might expect, a video of the mood-setting performance that made its way onto social media.
“Originally, for the first rotation of the wheel, people thought he was just standing behind her with his arms around her, looking at the view,” a witness who is a regular at the festival said, according to news.com.au.
“I have never seen anything like this. They were literally in a glass pod above everyone’s heads at the busiest point of the night, just before Guns N’ Roses were due on.”
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Now here’s where the mood was set. The couple brought the crowd waiting to see the band together.
“It sort of brought everyone together in a weird way, before they were spotted the atmosphere was nervous apprehension because they’re always late on. As soon as the cameras came out and word started getting around about what happened the atmosphere completely changed – they made the night,” the witness continued.
“All I can think is they thought the glass was tinted, but it wasn’t at all, it was actually spotless, you could see everything. I just hope they cleaned the cabin after they got out of it.”
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That’s all anyone could hope for. Now these two romantics, who remain at large, are being looked for by the Leicestershire Police. As we all know, no good deed goes unpunished.
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Was it an accident or was the birthday suit pic sent by his best friend’s wife a test of the water?
The panicked call from his best friend’s wife came after he received a naked picture from her out of the blue. He’s now convinced that she’s into him.
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She made the call, begging him to destroy the evidence, and claimed it was a mistake after he responded to the nude with “Are you serious?,” he wrote to the Daily Star.
What he described as a blind panic didn’t have him convinced that it was an accident. Her husband’s best friend now thinks she might even want to have an affair with him.
“But was it a mistake? Was she simply testing the water to see if I’m interested? Does she secretly fancy me and want an affair?” he finds himself asking.
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He doesn’t want to delete the birthday suit pic. He wants more and is wondering what his next move should be. This is an easy one, if he’s really her husband’s best friend.
You see how far she’s willing to take it, then let your buddy know that you’re in a relationship with his wife and make a complete mess of everything.
That’s how this guy wants it to play out and, strictly from a romance perspective, I get it. By the way, this is exactly how a couple ends up with irreconcilable differences.
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Does wearing a wedding ring prevent others from hitting on you?
The question of whether a wedding ring prevents others from hitting on you was posed to women on Reddit recently, and the short answer to the question is no. That’s not nearly as entertaining as some of the longer answers to the question.
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There are lessons to be learned from this. One of those lessons is that the wedding ring doesn’t always prevent married women from taking those who hit on them up on their offer. Best of luck to those who do not respect wedding rings.
- It only deters men who are respectful
- No. Some people don’t care
- Didn’t work for my wife lol. She showed the ring, said she was married and still ending up sleeping with the guy
- Yeah. Mine showed the ring, said she was in an “open” marriage, and brought guys home from the bar while I was out of town. Guess what we did not have.
- I’ve had married men approach asking to hook up! Like bro I’m married and not interested, go find your wife and hit her up.
- I flashed my ring at someone hitting on me at a bar and said “No, sorry” to which they then flashed their own ring and said “Oh it’s ok, me too.” Proceeded to try to convince me to go back to their room with them until I stood up and left.
- My wife gets hit on at work, usually by gross old men. They don’t care about the ring, or “I’m married.” They always respond with “he doesn’t have to know.” Ugh
- I was just talking to my sister about this! She’s been married for 10 years and recently got her ring upgraded for her anniversary. When she had her modest diamond and wedding band — it absolutely worked as a deterrent. But now her new ring seems to signal “high-value” or “kept and bored” or who-the-hell-knows. Now, she’s fighting off sleezebags on the daily.
- Nope. A man told me once that a ring has never stopped him before. Yuck.
- I could have the word “taken” tattooed on my forehead and someone is still going to shoot their shot.
- I had a wonderful chat with a woman at the pool, my kids kept asking me why I didn’t ask for her number. I told them I saw her wedding ring and kept it casual. I didn’t tell them the part about that being exactly why mom and I live in different houses now.
- The #1 response when I tell men I’m married: “Happily?” When I showed the ring: “He doesn’t have to know. I think it does prevent some, but others see it as a challenge.
- Majority of the time, since my diamond is so big and shiny, it’s deter them. But COWORKERS were bold. For those one, I specifically make it clear. They still try.
- Nope. Not really. Some guys want married women.
- I got hit on while pregnant and wearing my ring.
- I never got hit on more than when I was married. Especially by married men. They’d think that I was a safe option as we both had something to lose. I used to travel a lot for work. It taught me to never ever date, let alone marry, a man who travels for his job.
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That is it for this quiet Thursday in the middle of June. We’ll do it again next week. Hopefully, we aren’t faced with another heartbreaking and completely unexpected split like Jelly Roll and Bunnie Xo.
If we are, we’ll get through it. There are always couples out there willing to take a chance on each other and willing to set an example for others, even on a Ferris wheel at a music festival.
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